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By Jenny McCarthy

Jenny McCarthy’s hilarious, no-holds-barred character has made her an immediately recognizable television character and a bestselling writer. In child Laughs she examines the entire diversity of demanding situations that new moms face, including:
* The humiliations of postnatal numbing spray,” Tucks medicated pads, and grownup diapers; jelly abdominal, balding, and gum affliction; and turning into a five-foot puke rag” for the baby
* Heart-stopping terrors, corresponding to child manicures, respiring tests, and burp failures
* Inadequacies, equivalent to lullaby illiteracy and the necessity for a heavy rotation” of toys, movies, and mobiles
* Daddy antics, corresponding to youngster wrestling, home-movie mania, dozing like a log, and awaiting sex
* Dueling grandmas, germ-ridden site visitors, Olympic-class aggressive mommies, anorexic pets— and lots more and plenty extra. mum and dad will locate much-needed reduction and perception during this occasionally touching, occasionally gritty, yet continuously perceptive and outrageously humorous account of what it really capacity to have your personal small package deal of pleasure.

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When eight-year-old Oprah arrived in Nashville, her father was waiting for her at the station. At the time, little Oprah had no way of knowing the wonderful possibilities that awaited in her father’s stable home. Vernon and Zelma Winfrey lived in a modest house on the east side of Nashville. Winfrey was a quiet man who worked hard and held down two jobs. At the time, he was a janitor at Vanderbilt University and worked in the kitchen at a Nashville hospital. The couple was childless and more than happy to welcome Oprah into their home.

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